Hilarity Ensues.

Second favorite exchange, while the Kraljevs were flying all over Croatia the Croffs rented a van and drove up the coast line to Dubrovnik. Our flights took close to twelve hours, and Croffs van ride took them four. To get from Zadar to Dubrovnik you actually have to pass through Bosnia. The conflicts between Croatians and Bosnians are well chronicled. Not knowing what to expect the Croffs were obviously relieved to be allowed to pass. I am relaying this second hand so I reserve the right to add dramatic effect.

Cousin Katie: Phew, looks and Uncle Matt and sees his fly is open. Hey you may want to zip that up tiger.
Uncle Matt: Wha, oh yeah. That was Plan B in case we were not able to get through that check point.